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Notes on focus, friction and forgetting — how the quizzes are built, and what actually makes knowledge stick.

LEARNING 5 min read
How a cell responds to a message from another cell it never physically touches
Cell signalling lets one cell change another cell's behaviour from a distance, using a chemical messenger and a receptor built specifically to recognise it.
#biology#cellbiology#signalling
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LEARNING 6 min read
How a cell copies a three-billion-letter book
DNA replication copies three billion base pairs with about one mistake per billion — and even that low error rate is doing more work than it looks like.
#biology#genetics#dna
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LEARNING 5 min read
For the first six weeks, a human embryo hasn't decided if it's male or female
A single gene switch tells the body which set of ducts to keep, and which to let regress.
#medicine#anatomy#embryology
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LEARNING 6 min read
Every decision your phone makes is a pile of true-false switches
Autocomplete, face unlock, this quiz question loading — all of it is the same primitive, repeated billions of times.
#engineering#digitallogic#booleanalgebra
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LEARNING 6 min read
Cancer isn't one disease growing out of control — it's your own cells winning a contest
A tumour is a lineage of cells that, one small advantage at a time, outcompeted everything around it.
#medicine#pathology#cancerbiology
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LEARNING 5 min read
The machine that turns spinning into electricity, and the one that turns electricity back into spinning
A generator and an electric motor rely on essentially the same electromagnetic principle running in opposite directions: a generator converts mechanical rotation into electrical current, while a motor converts electrical current back into mechanical rotation.
#engineering#electricalengineering#powersystemselectricalmachines
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LEARNING 5 min read
The sociologist's question about religion that has nothing to do with whether any of it is true
Sociology studies religion as a social institution: how it organises communities, transmits norms and provides shared ritual and meaning, a question entirely separate from whether any of a given religion's theological claims are actually correct.
#sociology#culture#religionasculturalinstitution
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LEARNING 5 min read
The same note played loud, soft, sharp or smooth is four different musical statements
A written note only fixes pitch and rhythm. Dynamics, how loud or soft, and articulation, how a note is attacked and connected to the next one, are where a performer's own interpretive choices actually live, turning the same notes into different statements.
#music#performance#dynamicsarticulationexpression
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LEARNING 5 min read
The question every product launch is secretly betting an answer to before asking a single customer
Every product launch embeds assumptions about what customers actually want, whether or not anyone wrote those assumptions down. Market research exists to test those assumptions against real customer behaviour before a company commits serious resources to them.
#business#marketing#marketresearchconsumerbehaviou
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LEARNING 5 min read
The answer to an integral that actually has infinitely many correct answers
An indefinite integral finds a whole family of antiderivative functions at once, not a single function, because adding any constant to an antiderivative doesn't change its derivative, which is why every indefinite integral carries a plus-C.
#mathematics#calculus#indefiniteintegralsantiderivat
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LEARNING 5 min read
The map in your head that isn't actually shaped like a map
A cognitive map is your internal mental representation of a familiar space, and it doesn't preserve real-world distance and angle the way a physical map does. It distorts, compresses and reorganises information around landmarks and familiar routes instead.
#psychology#cognitive#cognitivemaps
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LEARNING 5 min read
Capitalism isn't just an economy, to a sociologist it's an institution with its own rules
Economists mostly study capitalism as a system of prices, incentives and exchange. Sociologists study it as a social institution: a set of norms, roles and legitimating beliefs that people are socialised into and that shapes behaviour well beyond the market.
#sociology#institutions#capitalism
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LEARNING 5 min read
The species that can't simply walk to a cooler climate
As climate zones shift, many species could in principle track them by moving toward the poles or higher elevation. Species with poor dispersal ability, or nowhere left to move to, don't have that option, and climate change ecology studies exactly what happens to them.
#biology#ecology#climatechange
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LEARNING 5 min read
The bonding model where electrons belong to the whole molecule and not to any one atom
The simpler valence bond picture treats a chemical bond as an electron pair shared between two specific atoms. Molecular orbital theory instead treats electrons as belonging to the molecule as a whole, and it predicts things the simpler picture can't.
#chemistry#physicalchemistry#molecularorbitals
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LEARNING 5 min read
The force with gravity's exact shape, and a strength gravity could never match
Coulomb's law shares gravity's inverse-square shape, but the electric force is vastly stronger, which is why it dominates atoms while gravity dominates planets.
#physics#electromagnetism#coulombslaw
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LEARNING 5 min read
The conditioning that shapes behavior after it happens, not before
Operant conditioning shapes voluntary behaviour through what happens after it, rewarding or punishing an action to make it more or less likely next time.
#psychology#behavioralpsychology#operantconditioning
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LEARNING 5 min read
The literary form named after being new, that isn't nearly as old as you'd think
Epic poetry and drama go back thousands of years. The novel is a comparatively recent invention, and its name literally means new because it once genuinely was.
#literature#fiction#novel
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LEARNING 5 min read
The bacteria in your gut that are harmless there and dangerous almost anywhere else
Whether a microbe causes disease often depends less on the microbe itself than on where in the body it ends up.
#medicine#pathology#infectiousdisease
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LEARNING 5 min read
Why you can only really hold about four things in your head at once
Decades of research have revised working memory's capacity downward — from a magic number of seven to about four.
#psychology#cognitivepsychology#workingmemory
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LEARNING 5 min read
The painters who stopped mixing colour on the palette and started mixing it in your eye
Instead of blending paint before it touched the canvas, they placed pure colour side by side.
#art#painting#impressionism
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LEARNING 5 min read
How a cell turns a gene into a protein using a messenger that gets destroyed after one use
Your DNA never leaves the nucleus. Every protein starts with a disposable copy of one gene, read once, then broken down.
#biology#cellbiology#genetics
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ENGINEERING 6 min read
The button that replays an intro it can't see
The hero intro is seven CSS animations on a fixed timeline. The replay button doesn't know their names, their count, or their timing — it asks the browser for all of them.
#animation#reducedmotion#webanimations
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LEARNING 5 min read
The narrator who is lying to you on purpose
An unreliable narrator isn't a mistake the author made. It's a gap left on purpose, between what you're told and what happened.
#literature#fiction#narrativevoice
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PRODUCT 5 min read
The mascot that notices when you're skimming
He doesn't know what you're reading. He knows how fast the page moved under your thumb, and that turns out to say more than you'd think.
#design#interaction#scrolling
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PRODUCT 5 min read
The teacher who watches your cursor
His mood on the landing page isn't random — it's a distance calculation run on every mouse move, with a deliberate escape hatch for anyone who can't see it move at all.
#design#interaction#accessibility
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PRODUCT 5 min read
Why we chose quizzes over push-ups
Physical friction costs you the room. Cognitive friction costs you a few minutes and pays you back three facts you keep.
#friction#design#screentime
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LEARNING 7 min read
Spacing, streaks and the forgetting curve
How the question scheduler decides what Mr. Grummel asks next — and when he asks it again.
#spacedrepetition#memory#curriculum
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ENGINEERING 9 min read
Building a classroom that loads in 300ms
Notes on animating a teacher who has to appear twenty times a day without ever feeling slow.
#animation#reactnative#performance
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FOCUS 8 min read
The psychology of an unlock
Why a three-question gate changes behaviour more than a hard block — and where it stops working.
#habits#attention#psychology
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PRODUCT 4 min read
Writing questions a stranger can answer
Our editorial rules for question banks: one fact, one skill, no trick wording, no trivia for its own sake.
#writing#questions#quality
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LEARNING 5 min read
The accounting that a company's outside investors never actually get to see
Cost and managerial accounting produce detailed internal reports built for a company's own managers to make operating decisions with, unlike financial accounting's standardised statements, which exist specifically for outside investors and regulators.
#business#accounting#costaccountingmanagerialaccoun
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LEARNING 5 min read
The handful of mechanical parts that show up inside almost every machine ever built
Gears, bearings, springs, fasteners and shafts are called machine elements because nearly every mechanical machine, however different its purpose, is actually assembled from some combination of this same small, reusable set of standardised components.
#engineering#mechanicalengineering#machinedesignmechanicalelement
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LEARNING 5 min read
The difference between a rhythm that's correct and a rhythm that actually grooves
A rhythm can be played with mathematically exact timing and still feel stiff, while groove comes from small, deliberate deviations from that exact timing, placing certain notes slightly ahead of or behind the strict beat in a way listeners feel as momentum.
#music#composition#rhythmiccompositiongroove
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LEARNING 5 min read
The ethics question underneath all the other ethics questions
Metaethics doesn't ask which specific actions are right or wrong, it asks a more fundamental question first: whether moral claims can be objectively true at all, and if so, what actually makes them true, before any particular ethical theory can even get started.
#philosophy#ethics#metaethicsthenatureofmoralfact
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LEARNING 5 min read
The ethical debate over whether "wrong" means wrong everywhere or just wrong around here
Moral realism holds that at least some moral claims are objectively true regardless of what any culture or individual believes, while moral relativism holds that a moral claim's truth depends on the standards of the culture or individual making it, and the two views disagree about what moral disagreement itself even means.
#philosophy#ethics#moralrelativismvsmoralrealism
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LEARNING 5 min read
The two curves that quietly set the price of almost everything you buy
Supply and demand models a market as two opposing forces, buyers wanting more at lower prices and sellers offering more at higher prices, meeting at the single price and quantity where the amount buyers want to buy exactly equals the amount sellers want to sell.
#economics#microeconomics#supplydemand
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LEARNING 5 min read
The paint that dries in minutes and the paint that stays workable for days
Oil, acrylic, watercolour and gouache differ mainly in what actually binds their pigment together and how that binder behaves as it dries, and that single difference in drying time and reworkability shapes almost everything about how a painter working in each medium actually has to plan and paint.
#art#painting#paintmediaoilacrylicwatercolou
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LEARNING 5 min read
The single equation that links how fast, how tall and how often a wave actually is
A wave is described by its wavelength, frequency and amplitude, and the wave equation links wave speed to wavelength and frequency with one simple relationship, wave speed equals wavelength times frequency, that holds for sound, light and water waves alike, however different the underlying medium.
#physics#wavesoptics#wavepropertiesthewaveequation
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LEARNING 5 min read
The two forces whose crossing point is supposed to explain a whole economy
Aggregate demand totals everything a whole economy wants to spend at each overall price level, and aggregate supply totals everything the economy is willing to produce at each price level, and the model extends supply and demand from a single market to a country's entire output and price level at once.
#economics#macroeconomics#aggregatedemandaggregatesupply
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LEARNING 5 min read
The liquid tissue that spends its whole life moving and still counts as an organ
The cardiovascular system moves blood, itself a genuine connective tissue rather than simply a fluid, through a closed loop of vessels driven by the heart's pumping, and blood does real, distinct jobs at once, carrying oxygen and nutrients, removing waste, fighting infection and helping the body clot.
#biology#humanbiology#cardiovascularsystemblood
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LEARNING 5 min read
The reaction that's addition run backward: a molecule losing atoms instead of gaining them
Elimination reactions remove two atoms or groups from adjacent carbons and form a new double bond in their place, the structural opposite of an addition reaction, which breaks a double bond open and adds atoms on, and the same starting material can often be pushed toward either outcome depending on the conditions.
#chemistry#organicchemistry#eliminationreactions
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LEARNING 5 min read
The two decades when a quarter of the world's population stopped being colonies
Decolonisation saw dozens of former colonies across Asia and Africa gain formal independence within roughly two decades after the Second World War, driven by a combination of local independence movements, weakened colonial powers and a shifting international climate that made continued colonial rule far harder to sustain or justify.
#history#contemporaryhistory#decolonisationindependencemove
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LEARNING 5 min read
The counting numbers that came before negative numbers were even allowed to exist
Natural numbers, the counting numbers starting at one or zero depending on convention, form the most basic number system mathematics builds on, and every richer number system, integers, rationals, reals, was constructed later specifically to answer a question the natural numbers alone couldn't.
#mathematics#arithmetic#naturalnumbersampnumbersystems
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LEARNING 5 min read
The protocol that decides which of a thousand paths your data actually takes
A routing protocol lets network routers automatically share information about available paths and agree on the best route for data to actually travel, and different protocols like OSPF and BGP exist because routing inside one organisation's network and routing between separate, mutually distrustful networks are genuinely different problems.
#computerscience#networking#routingprotocolsospfbgp
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LEARNING 5 min read
The two wars the Cold War's two superpowers fought without ever fighting each other
The Korean War and the Vietnam War were both fought between communist and anti-communist forces backed respectively by the Soviet Union and China on one side and the United States on the other, and both became genuine proxy wars precisely because neither superpower was willing to risk direct nuclear confrontation with the other.
#history#contemporaryhistory#thekoreanampvietnamwars
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LEARNING 5 min read
The evolutionary mechanism that changes a population's genetics without any advantage at all
Natural selection isn't the only mechanism that changes a population's genetic makeup over time, genetic drift, random chance in which individuals happen to survive and reproduce, can shift allele frequencies with no relation to fitness whatsoever, and gene flow, individuals moving between populations and interbreeding, can introduce or remove genetic variation regardless of whether it helps anyone survive.
#biology#evolution#mechanismsofevolutiongeneticdr
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LEARNING 5 min read
The database family that gave up shared table structure to get something else instead
NoSQL databases deliberately give up the relational model's fixed, shared table structure, and in exchange get a data model chosen to fit a specific kind of problem instead, document databases store each record as a flexible, self-contained document, key-value stores retrieve data through nothing but a single lookup key, and graph databases represent relationships between records as the primary thing being stored, not an afterthought.
#computerscience#databases#nosqlmodelsdocumentkeyvaluegra
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LEARNING 5 min read
How a cell responds to a message from another cell it never physically touches
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How a cell copies a three-billion-letter book
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For the first six weeks, a human embryo hasn't decided if it's male or female
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Every decision your phone makes is a pile of true-false switches
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Cancer isn't one disease growing out of control — it's your own cells winning a contest
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The machine that turns spinning into electricity, and the one that turns electricity back into spinning
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The sociologist's question about religion that has nothing to do with whether any of it is true
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The same note played loud, soft, sharp or smooth is four different musical statements
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The question every product launch is secretly betting an answer to before asking a single customer
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The answer to an integral that actually has infinitely many correct answers
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The map in your head that isn't actually shaped like a map
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Capitalism isn't just an economy, to a sociologist it's an institution with its own rules
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The species that can't simply walk to a cooler climate
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The bonding model where electrons belong to the whole molecule and not to any one atom
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The force with gravity's exact shape, and a strength gravity could never match
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The conditioning that shapes behavior after it happens, not before
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The literary form named after being new, that isn't nearly as old as you'd think
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The bacteria in your gut that are harmless there and dangerous almost anywhere else
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Why you can only really hold about four things in your head at once
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The painters who stopped mixing colour on the palette and started mixing it in your eye
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How a cell turns a gene into a protein using a messenger that gets destroyed after one use
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ENGINEERING 6 min read
The button that replays an intro it can't see
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The narrator who is lying to you on purpose
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PRODUCT 5 min read
The mascot that notices when you're skimming
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The teacher who watches your cursor
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Why we chose quizzes over push-ups
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LEARNING 7 min read
Spacing, streaks and the forgetting curve
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ENGINEERING 9 min read
Building a classroom that loads in 300ms
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The psychology of an unlock
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Writing questions a stranger can answer
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The accounting that a company's outside investors never actually get to see
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The handful of mechanical parts that show up inside almost every machine ever built
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The difference between a rhythm that's correct and a rhythm that actually grooves
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The ethics question underneath all the other ethics questions
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The ethical debate over whether "wrong" means wrong everywhere or just wrong around here
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The two curves that quietly set the price of almost everything you buy
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The paint that dries in minutes and the paint that stays workable for days
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The single equation that links how fast, how tall and how often a wave actually is
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The two forces whose crossing point is supposed to explain a whole economy
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The liquid tissue that spends its whole life moving and still counts as an organ
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The reaction that's addition run backward: a molecule losing atoms instead of gaining them
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The two decades when a quarter of the world's population stopped being colonies
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The counting numbers that came before negative numbers were even allowed to exist
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The protocol that decides which of a thousand paths your data actually takes
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The two wars the Cold War's two superpowers fought without ever fighting each other
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The evolutionary mechanism that changes a population's genetics without any advantage at all
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The database family that gave up shared table structure to get something else instead
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